Wish I Was A Kellogg′s Cornflake
Floatin' In My Bowl, Takin′ Movies
Relaxin' AwhileLivin' In Style
Talkin′ To A Raisin Who Occasionally Plays L.A.
Casually Glancing At His Toupee

Wish I Was An English Muffin
′Bout To Make The Most Out Of A Toaster
I'd Ease Myself Down
Comin′ Up Brown
I Prefer Boysenberry More Than Any Ordinary Jam
I'm A "Citizens For Boysenberry Jam" Fan

Ah, South California

If I Become A First Lieutenant
Would You Put My Photo On Your Piano?
"To Mary Jane-
Best Wishes, Martin"

Old Roger, Draft-dodger, Leavin′ By The Basement Door
Everybody Knows What He's Tippy-toeing Down There For

Oh, Really?