Wish I Was A Kellogg's Cornflake

Floatin' In My Bowl Takin' Movies,

Relaxin' Awhile, Livin' In Style,

Talkin' To A Raisin Who 'casion'ly Plays L.A.,

Casually Glancing At His Toupee.



Wish I Was An English Muffin

'Bout To Make The Most Out Of A Toaster.



I'd Ease Myself Down,

Comin' Up Brown.



I Prefer Boysenberry

More Than Any Ordinary Jam.

I'm A "Citizens For Boysenberry Jam" Fan.



Ah, South California.



If I Become A First Lieutenant

Would You Put My Photo On Your Piano?

To Maryjane--

Best Wishes, Martin.

(Old Roger Draft-dodger

Leavin' By The Basement Door),

Everybody Knows What He's

Tippy-toeing Down There For