Put Down My Thoughts In A Letter To The President
Penciled And Packaged With All Due Respect
Elvis Commemoratives Just For Effect
Never Heard Back: You Think You Know A Guy

Wired My Congrats To Chuck And Di Some Time Ago
All My Love To The Queen
My Invitation Was Lost In The Mail
But I Know I Was Missed
When They Kissed 'neath The Veil
I Sent A Nice Gift; Never Got A Note

But My Closet's A Shrine To And Old Friend Of Mine
Here I Talk All The Time With A Prophet Priest...
I Pull Out Boxes And Brooms
And I Gush Like A Groom
For It's Here I Commune With
A Prophet, Priest And King

If I Indeed Am Misperceived
By Some Heads Of State.
Hey, That's Great
'cause I Talk To A Prophet Who Tells Me The Truth
And I Dine With A King At My Home In Duluth
Better Yet I'm In Touch With A Much Needed Friend
Who Hears My Confessions And Pardons My Sin.