Porcupine Pie, Porcupine Pie, Porcupine Pie

Vanilla Soup, A Double Scoop Please

No, Maybe I Won't, Maybe I Won't, Maybe I Will

The Tutti Fruit With Fruity Blue Cheese



Ah, But Porcupine Pie, Porcupine Pie, Porcupine Pie

Don't Let It Get On Your Jeans

And Though It Sounds A Little Strange

Well, You Gotta Eat It With Gloves

Or Your Hands Will Turn Green



Ah, But Porcupine Pie, Porcupine Pie, Porcupine Pie

It Weaves It's Web From A Drink

And I Do Believe I'm Gonna Get One

Vanilla ??? For Dessert Chicken Ripple Ice Cream