Well You Should See Polythene Pam
She's So Good Looking
But She Looks Like A Man
Well, You Should See Her In Drag
Dressed In A Polythene Bag
Yes You Should See Polythene Pam
Yeh, Yeh, Yeh

Get A Dose Of Her In Jackboot And Kilt
She's Killer Diller When
She's Dressed To The Hilt
She's The Kind Of A Girl
That Makes The News Of The World
Yes You Could Say She Was Attractively Built
Yeh, Yeh, Yeh