Featuring Nice & Smooth, Scoob




Chorus:



Anything Goes When It Comes To Hoes, They Go:



Pimpin' Ain't Easy (Pimpin' Ain't Eeeeeee-zyyyyyy) 6x




[Greg Nice]



One-two-three-four, To Five-six-seven



Eight, Nine-ten, Then Ya Got Eleven



Twelve, Thirteen, Start Your Age;



Fourteen-fifteen-sixteen, The Pubic Stage



Like An Apple, Like A Cherry, Like A Peach, Like A Plum



Better Get Off The Virgin Before I Cuuuuum!



Pick Up My Pants And Thump And Thump



I Think I'll Call Up Tootie, She'll Give Me Some



Watch Out, Watch Out I'm Drippin' Live Scum



I Say Damn, I Love The Way I Make My Posse Roll-a



'Specially If The Hoochie's On Birht Control-a



Lift Her Up Just Like A Pick Up Truck



Then I Sat Her Down And We Started To Fuck



Made Whoopie, Made Whoopie, Made Whoopie, YO-O-O-O-O!



I Hope This Time I Don't Make A Cookie



Brothers Everywhere Be Callin' Me A Rookie



Two From The Greg Nice From The O-o-old Schoooooool



But Bullshit, I Ain't No Fool, Cuz



Chorus



[Big Daddy Kane]



Well, I Say...Extra! Extra!



Here Is A Bachelor Comin' Straight At Ya



I See Trim And Bag It, Take It Home And Rag It



The Big Daddy Law Is Anti-faggot



That Means No Homosexuality;



What's In My Pants'll Make You See Reality



And If You Wanna See A Smooth Black Casanova -- BEND OVAH!



Cuz I Don't Half-step When It Comes To Broads



The K-A-N-E 'll Go The Whole Nine Yards



There's No Time For Coversation My Dear



[MOAN!] Is All I Wanna Hear



So Let's Make A Move, As I Get Smooth



Cuz The Purpose I Serve Is To Soothe



I'm Tall, Dark And Handsome And All That Junk



Even White Girls Be Sayin' "Ooh, Kane