Tried To Save The Trees
Bought A Platsic Bag
The Bottom Fell Out
It Was A Piece Of Crap

Saw It On The Tube
Bought It On The Phone
Now You're Home Alone
It's A Piece Of Crap

I Tried To Plug In It
I Tried To Turn It On
When I Got It Home
It Was A Piece Of Crap

Got It From A Friend
On Him You Can Depend
I Found Out In The End
It Was A Piece Of Crap

I'm Trying To Save The Trees
I Saw It On TV
They Cut The Forest Down
To Build A Piece Of Crap

I Went Back To The Store
They Gave Me Four More
The Guy Told Me At The Door
It's A Piece Of Crap