Give Her A Call For Demorol And Amal Nitrate
I Tell Her Dad Don't Worry Sir We Won't Stay Out Late

I'm In Love With Her, The Pharmacist's Daughter
She's Got My Love, I Get Her Drugs

Waking Up In The Afternoon Can't Wait To See Her
Bringing In Some Colonopin, I'm Huffing Ether
She's The One For Me, Without Personality, I Still Want To See Her Every Day

We Got A Date And I Can't Wait To See My Baby
If I Wine And Dine Her She Just Might Sedate Me
She's So Beautiful She Keeps My Prescriptions Full
She's Got My Love I Get Her Drugs
Looks Like I've Gone And Bought The Farmacy