Stoker Is A Boy In Blue
And He Must Be The Worst
He's A Copper!
Stoker Someday He'll Get You
But You Won't Be The First
He's A Copper
He's A Police Constable
That Makes Us Feel Uncomfortable
He's A Copper
No More Football In The Street
Or Neckin With Your Girlfriend
Stoker's On The Beat Again...

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He's A Bobby He's A Joker
He's A Bobby We Want Dead
He's A Bobby, P.C. Stoker Why
Can't We Have A Decent Copper
Proper Copper Instead?

Stoker Loves To See A Fight
He Really Goes To Town
He's A Copper
Stoker's Smiling With Delight
He's Took Somebody Down
He's A Copper
He'll Prove You Guilty In The Court
You'll Wish That You Had Never Fought
A Copper
Don't Cry Or Shout Or Scream Or Yell
There's Nothing You Can Do
When Stoker's In The Cell With You

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The United Team Supporters
Have Invaded The Pitch
That's P.C. Stoker's Quaters So
He Finds His Talky Switch
I Need Some Help Down Here Boys
There's Punks And Skinheads Too
And We All Hate P.C. Stoker &
We Hate The Boys In Blue.

Stoker's Rather Fed Up Coz
There's No One Else To Nick
He's A Copper
Someone Soon Will Kick His Head In
Just You Wait N'see
It Needs Somebody Tough
Coz We've All Had Enough
Yes It Needs Somebody Tough
But I Think It Won't Be Me

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