Now In My Younger Days I Used To Sport As Shag



When I Went To School I Carried Lunch In A Bag



With An Apple For My Teacher 'cause I Knew I'd Get A Kiss



Always Got Mad When The Class Was Dismissed



But When It Was In Session, I Always Had A Question



I Would Raise My Hand To Make Her Stagger To My Desk And



Help Me With My Problem, It Was Never Much



Just A Trick, To Smell Her Scent And Try To Sneak A Touch



Oh, How I Wish I Could Hold Her Hand And Give Her A Hug



She Was Married To The Man, He Was A Thug,



His Name Was Lee, He Drove A Z,



He'd Pick Her Up From School Promptly At Three O'clock



I Was On Her Jock, Yes Indeedy I Wrote Graffiti On The Bus



First I'd Write Her Name Then Carve A Plus,



With My Name Last, On The Looking Glass,



I Seen Her Yesterday But Still I Had To Let Her Pass




She Keeps On Passin Me By...




When I Dream Of Fairytales I Think Of Me And Shelly



See She's My Type Of Hype And I Can't Stand When Brothers Tell Me



That I Should Quit Chasin' And Look For Something Better



But The Smile That She Shows Makes Me A Go-getter



I Haven't Gone As Far As Asking If I Could Get With Her



I Just Play It By Ear And Hope She Gets The Picture



I'm Shootin For Her Heart, Got My Finger On The Trigger



She Could Be My Broad, And I Could Be Her (nigga)



But, All I Can Do Is Stare...



Back As Kids We Used To Kiss When We Played Truth Or Dare



Now She's More Sophisticated, Highly Edu-ma-cated



Not At All Over-rated, I Think I Need A Prayer



To Get In Her Boots And It Looks Rather Dry



I Guess A Twinkle In Her Eye Is Just A Twinkle In Her Eye



Although She's Crazy Steppin, I'll Try To Stop Her Stride



Cause I Won't Have No More Of This Passin Me By




And I Must Voice My