Pandy Fackler Was A Working Girl
Living Alone In Another World
Of Picket Fences And A White Façade
Sucking Dicks Under The Promenade

She Was Almost In A Coma - From Doing The Bossa Nova
And The Funky Cold Medina - Man, I Wish You Coulda Seen Her

Poor Little Pandy Is Doing The Best She Can
Eating Cotton Candy From The Garbage Can
First To Come And The Last To Go
I Met Her Backstage After The 2nd Show

Two Lonely People On A Summer Night
We Weren't In Love But It Was Still Alright
I Held Her Close And She Squeezed Me Tight - My Pandy!

(solos)