You Know, What Pisses Me Off More Than Anything Is All These People Who
Aren't Exactly Politically Correct. Like The Other Day, I Was Out Walking
My Siberian-American Huskies. And You Know How Canines Are: They Like To
Sniff Everything, Including Each Other's Butts. So Some Guy Walks Up And
He Says, "Man, Get Your Dog's Ass Out Of That Other Dog's Nose!"

So, I Replied, "How Dare You Call Them Dogs! They're Siberian-American
Huskies. That's Like Calling An African-American A Black. Or Calling A
Mexican-American A Mexican. Or Calling A Homosexual A Stupid Faggot!" It
Pissed Me Off So Much I Got A Nose Ring, Died My Hair Blue And Moved To
San Francisco!

My Bus Is Broken Down
My Spirit's Broken Too
My Girl's By My Side
So I Don't Feel So Blue
Thirty Miles More
To Make It To The City
Where Junk Is King
And The Air Smells Shitty

What A Friendly Town
It Really Suits Us Well
It Took Some Getting Used To
That Fucking Hippy Smell
Everyone Corrects Me
Every Time I Speak
I'm Sick And Fucking Tired
Of Feeling Like A Stupid L.A. Geek

I Like It
I Like It
I Like It
I Like It, Yes I Do

I Say It's Not An Issue
It Doesn't Shed Much Light
On A Global Scale
It Isn't Worth The Fight
The Tongue That Girl Speaks
Is Forked To You And Me
That Bitch Has Got A Problem
I Think It's Called P.C.