Caroline, See Caroline, All The Guys Would Say She's Mighty Fine
But Mighty Fine Only Got You Somewhere Half The Time
And The Other Half Either Got You Cussed Out
Coming Up Short Yeah, Now Dig This Now,
Even Though You'd Need A Golden Calculator To Divide
To The Time It Took To Look Inside And Realize
That Real Guys Go For Real Down To Mars Girls, Yeah!

I Know You'd Like To Think Your Shit Don't Stink
But Lean A Little Bit Closer
See Roses Really Smell Like Boo Boo Ooo
Yeah Roses Really Smell Like Boo Boo Ooo
Caroline, Shes The Reason For The Word "witch"
I Hope She's Speeding On The Way To The Club
Trying To Hurry To Get To A Ballar Or
Singer Or Somebody Like That
And Try To Put On Her Makeup In The Mirror
And Crash, Crash, Crash Into A Ditch Just Playin
She Needs A Golden Calculator To Divide
The Time It Takes To Look Inside And Realize
That Real Guys Go For Real Down To Mars Girls, Yeah!

I Know You'd Like To Think Your Shit Don't Stink
But Lean A Little Bit Closer
See Roses Really Smell Like Boo Boo Ooo Yeah Roses Really Smell Like Boo Boo Ooo
Shit Don't Stink
But Lean A Little Bit Closer
See Roses Really Smell Like Boo Boo Ooo Yeah Roses Really Smell Like Boo Boo Ooo

Well She's Got A Hotties Body, But Her Attitude Is Potty
When I Met Her At A Party She Was Hardly Acting Naughty
I Said "shorty Would You Call Me?"
She Said "pardon Me",are You Balling?"
I Said "darling, You Sound Like A Prostitute Pausing"
Oh So You're One Them Freaks, Get Geeked
At The Sight Of An Atm Receipt But Game Been Beat,
Dropping Names She's Weaktrickin' Off This Witch Is Lost,
Must Take Me For A Geek A Quick Way To Eat
A Neat Place To Sleep, A Rent-a-car For A Week, A Trick Or Treat
No Go On The Raw Sex, My Aids Test Is Flawless Regardless, We Don't Want To Get Involved Without Them Lawyers
And Judges Just To Hold Grudges In A Courtroom
I Wanna See Ya Support Bra Not Support You!

I Know You'd Like To Thank Your Shit Don't Stink
But Lean A Little Bit Closer
See Roses Really Smell Like Boo Boo Ooo
Yeah Roses Really Smell Like Boo Boo Ooo

Better Come Back Down To Mars
Girl, Quit Chasin' Cars
What Happens When The Dough Gets Low,
Witch, You Ain't That Fine No Way No Way No Way

Crazy Witch (x7)

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