[FIRST REPORTER]
Guarda! It's Guido Contini!

[GUIDO]
Oh My God!

[GUIDO AND LUISA]
Reporters!

[REPORTERS AND SPA PEOPLE]
Guido Contini! Guido Contini! Guido Contini!
Guido Contini Is Here At The Spa!

Not Since Charlie Chaplin Has There
Ever Been
A Film Director Like This-Guido
Contini!

Everything He Does Gets World
Attention
Whether It's A Hit Or A Miss-Guido
Contini!

He Writes The Script!

He Writes The Score!

He's The Director!

And Even More
He's A Consummate Actor!

[SECOND REPORTER]
So What's Your New Film About, Guido?

[GUIDO]
I Do Not Discuss A Script Until I've Finished Writing It!

[THIRD REPORTER]
Your Producer Claims You Haven't Even Started It.

[GUIDO]
That's Ridiculous! Where Is She?

[THIRD REPORTER]
In Paris.

[SECONF REPORTER]
Trying To Find You.

[FIRST REPORTER]
Does Your Wife Know You're Travelling With This Woman?

[GUIDO]
This Is My Wife.

[CARLA]
Guido...!

[GUIDO]
Carla! My God! What're You Doing Here In Venice?

[CARLA]
I Had To See You Right Away. I'm Staying At The Albergo
Caldo, Numero Cinque-cinque-

[GUIDO]
Cinque-cinque.

[CARLA]
I Have Wonderful News, I'll Be Waiting!

[LUISA]
Guido, Was That Carla?

[GUIDO]
Carla? No-no My Love-I Told You, That's All Over With.

[CLAUDIA]
Guido...!

[GUIDO]
Claudia! I've Been Trying To Reach You! I Need You For My Film!

[OUR LADY OF THE SPA]
Signor Contini, Telephone, Line Seven; It's From Paris!

[GUIDO]
Claudia?

[LILIANE LA FLEUR]
No, It's Liliane, Your Producer. Remember Me?

[GUIDO]
Oh Yes.

[LILIANE]
I Still Haven't Seen A Script! What Are You Doing In Venice?

[GUIDO]
Well, I'm, I'm...scouting Locations!

[LILIANE]
I See! That Must Mena That The Film's Going To Shot
In Venice. Thanks For Telling Me. I'll See You Tomorrow.

[GUIDO]
Wonderful.

[REOPRTERS AND SPA PEOPLE]
No Task Too Big!

[GUIDO]
So She's Coming Here!

[REOPRTERS AND SPA PEOPLE]
No Task Too Small!

[GUIDO]
Now What Do I Do?

[REOPRTERS AND SPA PEOPLE]
He Sketches Costumes!

[GUIDO]
I'll Go To Paris!

[REOPRTERS AND SPA PEOPLE]
And That's Not All
He Writes The Subtitles!

[OUR LADY OF THE SPA]
Signor Contini, Telephone, Line Five,
It's The Hollywood Reporter!

[GUIDO]
Luisa, Please Help Me!