Rippin' Up The Furniture,
Slashin' At The Walls
Chasin' Down That Bastard,
Racin' Through The Halls
I Know He Hears Me Comin'
With My Crankin' Power Saw
But If I Can't Have That Man
No One Will Have Him At All...

You Know You Drove Me Crazy
When You Left Me On That Night
Because Of Some Quarrel,
Because Of Some Fight
I Begged And I Pleaded
For You To Come Home
But You Were With Some Sleazeball And
I Stayed Home Alone

You Hurt Me Once Too Often
This I Can't Ignore
I'm Gonna Bring Home My Chainsaw And
Rip Down Your Door
I've Been Watching Oprah And
She Told Me What To Do
I'm Gonna Cut Off Your Gonads And
Make Some Kind Of Stew

I'm One Mean Chick
With My Cuttin' Machine
Just Hopin' I Don't Run Out Of Gasoline
I Swear I'll Get That Man And
I'll Tear Him Apart
That Way I'll Always Have
A Piece Of His Heart