Ladies And Gentlemen


Welcome To The Disclaimer


That's Right, The Disclaimer





This American Apple Pie Institution


Known As Parental Discretion


Will Cleanse Any Sense Of Innuendo Or Sarcasm


From The Lyrics That Might Actually Make You Think


And Will Also Insult Your Intelligence At The Same Time





So Protect Your Family.


This Album Contains Explicit Depictions


Of Things Which Are Real.


These Real Things Are Commonly Known As Life.


So, If It Sounds Sarcastic, Don't Take It Seriously.


If It Sounds Dangerous,


Do Not Try This At Home Or At All.


And If It Offends You, Just Don't Listen To It.