An Old Man Turned Ninety-eight


He Won The Lottery And Died The Next Day


It's A Black Fly In Your Chardonnay


It's A Death Row Pardon Two Minutes Too Late





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It's Like Rain On Your Wedding Day


It's A Free Ride When You've Already Paid


It's The Good Advice That You Just Didn't Take


Who Would've Tought...it Figures





Mr. Play It Save Was Afraid To Fly


He Packed His Suitcase And Kissed His Kids Good-bye


He Waited His Whole Damn Life To Take That Flight


And As The Plane Crashed Down He Tought


"Well Isn't This Nice..."


And Isn't It Ironic...don't You Think





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Well Life Has A Funny Way Of Sneaking Up On You


When You Think Everything's Okay And Everything's Going Right


And Life Has A Funny Way Of Helping You Out When


You Think Everything's Gone Wrong And Everything Blows Up


In Your Face





A Traffic Jam When You're Already Late


A No-smoking Sign On Your Cigarette Break


It's Like Ten Thousand Spoons When All You Need Is A Knife


It's Meeting The Man Of My Dreams


And Then Meeting His Beautiful Wife


And Isn't It Ironic...don't You Think


A Little Too Ironic...and Yeah I Really Do Think...





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Life Has A Funny Way Of Sneaking Up On You


Life Has A Funny, Funny Way Of Helping You Out


Helping You Out