*snorting*
It Was A Dusty Old Night
And I'm The First To Admit It
I'm Sure I Upset Someone
But My Memory Has Chosen To Omit It

A Tiny Voice Was Telling Me
I Should Cool It
Chewing My Face Off
Talking Absolute Rubbish

The First Line Hit Me Like A Kick In The Face
Thought I Better Have Another Just In Case
Next Thing I Knew My Heart Was Under Attack
Bought A One Way Ticket To Hell....

And Back!
One Way Ticket To Hell And Back
Bought A One Way Ticket To Hell And Back
One Way Ticket To Hell And Back
Bought A One Way Ticket To Hell And Back

I'm Always Trying To Keep My Vices Under Wraps
But A Coach Load Of Mutes Would Appear Talkative Chaps
They Seemed Fit To Join Me For A Couple Of Hits
But My Septum Is In Tatters
And I've Still Got The Runs

Burn For A Moment Then You Kick Like A Mule
Strangers Would Agree(?) That It Was Rocket Fuel
Seveal Lines Are Chocking Like A Glorious Game
Bought A One Way Ticket To Hell...

And Back!
One Way Ticket To Hell And Back
Bought A One Way Ticket To Hell And Back
One Way Ticket To Hell And Back
Bought A One Way Ticket To Hell And Back

[Sitar/effects]
Stick It Up Your Nose! Woohoo!
[Solo]

Always Cold(?) Repeating Myself, Except I'm Getting Slightly Louder
Pausing Long Enough To Snort That White Powder
Wheels Steering Off But I'm Still On Track
Bought A One Way Ticket To Hell

And Back!
One Way Ticket To Hell And Back(yeah)
Bought A One Way Ticket To Hell And Back(ooh Yeah)
One Way Ticket To Hell And Back,
Bought A One Way Ticket To Hell (oooh Yeaah)

One Way Ticket To Hell And Back(woo!)
Bought A One Way Ticket To Hell And Back
One Way Ticket To Hell And Back,
Bought A One Way Ticket To Hell...