Ladies And Gentlemen, Welcome To The Grand Ole Opry Here In Nashville,
Tennessee. All The Way From Pocahontas, Illinois, It's Gretchen Wilson.

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Well I'm One Bud Wiser Than I Was A Minute Ago.
I Found An Equalizer That Makes His Memory A No Show.
And I Won't Be Jonesin' For His Lovin' Anymore,
Cause I'm One Bud Wiser Than I Was A Minute Ago.

I Dropped A Quarter, Played Golden Ring On The Jukebox.
Placed My Order With The Guy Behind The Bar.
And When He Handed Me A Cold One, Well I Said, "Keep The Change, Darlin'."
And As I Drank It Down, I Felt The Healing Start.

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When He Left Me, He Took My Brand-new Silverado.
I Started Thumbin' And I Finally Hitched A Ride.
I Just Came In Here To Drink A Beer And Watch The Rednecks Fight.
Now I Don't Feel So Bad Goin' Home Alone Tonight.

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And I Won't Be Jonsein' For His Lovin' Any More,
Cause I'm One Bud Wiser Than I Was A Minute Ago.

Yes, I'm One Bud Wiser.