I'm Sick, Demented, I Came To Represent It
I Rose From The Grave, I Had A Close Shave
The Cops Tried To Lock Me Down 'cause The Glock They Found Was Stolen
That's How I'm Rollin', Calvin Klein's No Friend Of Mine
So I Don't Like Marky Or The Monarchy
Don't Start Me Up Like A Rollin' Stone
I Leave You Sulkin' On My Load Like Maculay Culkin In Home Alone
So Get A Grip Like Stephen Tyler
I Used To Trip With The Divine Styler
Back In The Days There Were Irish Ways
And Irish Laws Stand Up For The Cause

CHORUS (4x)
When It's Time To Rock A Funky Joint, I'm On Point
When It's Time To Rock A Funky Jam, I'm The Man

Well It's The D To The A, Double N-Y-B-O
Y, 'cause I Rock Shit Like Ronnie Dio
It's A Black Day Of Rest Quick Run Get Your Vest
I'm Down With The Hill 'cause I Still Got The Skill
To Turn The Party Out It's All About The Skyscraper
Your Girl Caught The Vapors So I Might Videotape Her
I Make A Lot Of The Paper So I Don't Have To Scrape The
Bottom Of The Barrel, I Rock Fly Apparel
Now I Could Pull Your Card Starting Up The Harley Davidson
I Got The Gun So The Drama You Could Save It

Well It's The Mad Bum Rushin', Funky With Percussion
From L.A. To Flushing, I Get Your Girlie Blushin'
I'll Cutcha' Like "The Butcher" But It Ain't Joe "The Writer"
The Old Rock A Loop 'cause I'm Super Like Schneider

CHORUS (4x)

I'm Ill, Retarded, So Don't Get Me Started
I Might Lose My Cool Ya Lose If We Duel
'Cause I Can Stomp A Hole In The Soul Of A Monk
With The Rhymes In My Head And The Beats In My Trunk
I Got The Skill Kid And I'm Gonna' Milk It
For All It's Worth I'm Gettin' Mines On Earth
So Step To The Next Head Or Like Sadat X Said
He's Gone, And That's How It's Supposed To Be
Don't Stand So Close To Me