(feat. Barry Manilow)


[Bette:] "Hey, Nice Piano Playin', Manilla."
[Barry:] "Thank You, Miss M."
[Bette:] "Whatcha Doin' These Days?"
[Barry:] "Makin' Records."
[Bette:] "Really?"
[Barry:] "Yes, Really."
[Bette:] "Do You Still Play Piano For People?"
[Barry:] "Well, Depends On Who."

[Bette:] Hmmm, I'm Gonna Get You
On A Slow Boat To China,
All To Myself Alone;
Get You And Keep You In My Arms Evermore;
Leave All The Others
Waitin' On A Faraway Shore.

[Bette & Barry:] Out On The Briny
Where The Moon's Big And Shiny,
Melting Your Heart Of Stone.
I'm Gonna Get You
On A Slow Boat To China,
All To Myself Alone.

[Barry:] "Bette, I Didn't Know You Felt That Way About Me."
[Bette:] "I Don't. I Need A Piano Player."
[Barry:] "Ahh, Just Like The Old Days!"
[Bette:] "You're Not Gonna Change Keys On Me, Are Ya?"
[Barry:] "Unh Huh."
[Bette:] "Ohhh!"

[Bette:] I'm Gonna Get You
[Barry:] You're Never Gonna Get Me.
[Bette:] On A Slow Boat To China
[Barry:] Not In A Fast Or Slow Boat To Any Crick.
[Bette:] All To Myself Alone;
[Barry:] I Just Get Motion Sick
[Bette:] I'm Gonna Make You Mine.
[Barry:] Ha, You'll Have To Stand In Line.
[Bette:] Get You And Keep You In My Band Evermore;
[Barry:] Now There's A New Attack.
[Bette:] Leave All The Others On The Shore.
[Barry:] For Me They'd Swim To China, To China And Back.

[Bette:] Out On The Briny
[Barry:] I Wouldn't Like The Ocean,
[Bette:] Where The Moon's Big And Shiny,
[Barry:] Not Even In A Rowboat.
[Bette:] Melting Your Heart Of Stone.
Come On, What Do You Say?
[Barry:] Ha Ha, You Always Get Your Way.
[Bette & Barry:] I'm Gonna Get You
On A Slow Boat To China,
All To Myself Alone, To-ge-ther.
All To Myself Alone.