Haji Was A Punk Just Like Any Other Boy - And He Never Had No Trouble Until He Started Up His Oi Band, - Safe In The Garage Or Singing In The Tub. - Till Haji Went To Far And He Plugged In At The Pub - Twas A Cold Christmas Eve When Trevor And The Skins - Popped In For A Pint And To Nick A Back Of Crisps - Trevor Liked The Music But Not The Unity - So He Unwound Haji's Turban And Knocked Him To His Knees - If God Came Down On Christmas Day - I Know Exactly What He'd Say - He'd Say "Oi To The Punks And Oi To The Skins- - But Oi To The World And Everybody Wins!" - Haji Was A Bloody Mess, He Ran Out Thru The Crowd - He Said "we'll Meet Again We Are Bloody But Not Unbowed" - Trevor Called His Bluff And Told Him Where To Meet - Christmas Day On The Roof Down 20 Oxford Street - If God Came Down On Christmas Day - I Know Exactly What He'd Say - He'd Say "Oi To The Punks And Oi To The Skins- - But Oi To The World And Everybody Wins!" - On The Roof With The Nun Chucks Trevor Broke A Lot Of Bones - But Haji Had A Sword Like That Guy In Indiana Jones - Police Sirens Wailing, A Bloody Dying Man, - Haji Was Alone And Abandoned His Band - Trevor Was There Fading And Still So Full Of Hate - When The Skins Left Him There And Went Down The Fire Escape - But Then Haji Saw The North Star Shining More Then Ever - So He Made A Tourniquet From His Turban Saving Trevor - The Repelled Down The Roof With The Rest Of The Turban - And Went Back To The Pub Where They Bought Each Other Bourbon - If God Came Down On Christmas Day - I Know Exactly What He'd Say - He'd Say "Oi To The Punks And Oi To The Skins- - But Oi To The World And Everybody Wins!"