I Got 29 Ways To Make It To My Baby's Door
I Got 29 Ways To Make It To My Baby's Door
And If She Needs Me Bad
I Can Find About Two Or Three More

I Got One Through The Basement
Two Down The Hall
And When The Going Gets Tough
I Got A Hole In The Wall
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I Can Come Through The Chimney Like Santa Claus
Go Through The Window And That Ain't All
A Lot Of Good Ways I Don't Want You To Know
I Even Got A Hole In The Bedroom Floor

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I Got A Way Through The Closet Behind Her Clothes
A Way Through The Attic That No One Knows
A Master Key That Fits Every Lock
A Hidden Door Behind The Grandfather Clock

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