I Wrote A Song About A Fetus Named Cletus Who Tried
To Run For Governor Before He Died
He Lived In California But Traveled Worldwide
It Was A Big Huge Hit! Just Kidding I Lied
There's The Song About The 90's, I Sampled Ace Of Base
But Kept It Off The Album In The Interest Of Taste
"Cheyenne Rock City," A Song About Touring
But Rhymes About Wyoming Are Really Very Boring
As For The Churchill Song, Give Me A Break!
How Many Songs About England Could My Listeners Take?
There Was A Track About Women And The Drama They Bring
"Hot Girls Make Guys Do Really Stupid Things"
Remember "Geeked Out"? You Don't But I Do,
"The Geek Shall Inherit The Earth," It's True!
I Rapped About Nerds Being Cooler Than Jocks
But If I Wanted Biased News,
I Would Have Just Watched Fox

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I've Got 21 Concepts But A Hit Ain't One
If You're Having Lyric Problems I Feel Bad For You Son
I've Got A List Of Songs Here I Once Thought Were The Bomb
But When I Laid Them Down In ProTools
They All Came Out Wrong!

"Las Vegas Invasion" Was A Sci-fi Track
About Aliens Addicted To Playing Blackjack
I Wrote A Song About A Kid Who Made His Own Flick
But Got A Bad Review In Ranger Rick
I Didn't Want To Get Lynched Or Punched In Mouth
So I Didn't Do That Song Making Fun Of The South
I Did A Song About How Girls At Stanford Are Whack
Called "College Is Where Girls Go To Get Fat"
There Was The KRS Slash Nirvana Debut
But The Mash-up Thing Was So 2002
I Did An Anti-Bush Track, And Then I Did Five More
But "Rock Against Bush" Was So 2004
I Wrote A Song About China, How Could I Go Wrong?
I Rapped In Cantonese About Mao Zedong
It Went Um Goy, Neh Ho Ma?
Nehih Sik Ying Mun Ma?

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I've Got 21 Concepts But A Hit Ain't One
If You're Having Lyric Problems I Feel Bad For You Son
I've Got CD-R Of Tracks I Once Thought Would Be Tight
But When I Played It For My Girl I Slept Alone That Night!

Write A Song About A Can That Gets Crushed A Lot
Write A Dental Hygiene Jam That Says, "brush A Lot"
Write A Bill O'Reilly Track That Says "hush" A Lot
No I'm Not A Player I Like Rush A Lot!

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I've Got 21 Concepts But A Single Ain't One
"If You're Still Referencing Jay Z I Feel Bad For You Son"
So What's The Secret To Hip-hop, Jazz, Blues And Rock?
Step One Get Out A Pad And Kill Your Writer's Block... Start!
I've Got 21 Concepts But A Hit Ain't One
If You're Having Lyric Problems I Feel Bad For You Son
I've Got A List Of Songs Here I Once Thought Were The Bomb
But When I Laid Them Down In ProTools
They All Came Out Wrong!