There's A Boy Named Billy
He's From Up There In Virginia
He Makes That Lightnin' Holler In Them Hills
He's Got A Recipe Handed Down From His Pappy
In A Shiny 50-gallon Copper Still
There's A Boy Name Jose
Makes The Best Guacamole
And The Hottest Hot Tamales In The Land
He Knows How To Grow Habeneros
And He Plays In The Mariachi Band

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I'll Trade You 20 Margaritas For Your Moonshine
'Cause I Like To Have A Party All The Time
I'll Trade You 20 Margaritas For Your Moonshine
'Cause I Hear That Stuff Can Really Blow Your Mind

When Jose Met Billy He Was Tequila Crazy
In A Honky Tok Getting Cowboy Drunk On A Moonlight Starry Night
Jose Said, "Billy We Ought To Have Us A Party
ANd Invite All Them Senoritas And Just Watch That Full Moon Shine"

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Now Jose And Billy Became The Best Of Buddies
And Rasied A Lot Of Hell Around The World
But They'll Never Drink And Drive Cause They Wanna Stay Alive
And Have Time To Kiss All The Lovely Girls

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Oh I Hear That Stuff Can Really Blow Your Mind