Something Is Lacking, I'm Not Attracting
My Boobs Are Not As Big As I Want Them To Be
I Want 36D

I'm Not Receiving Enuff Affection
Gonna Get Me A Silicon Injection
And Fulfill My Dreams, Bust Through My Seams

My Social Life Is Pathetic, I Can't Find A Man
When I Need Is Cosmetic Surgery
Be The Best I Can Be

Proteins, And Milkshakes, Mass Vitamin Consumption
Who Needs To Diet When Liposuction
Is Painless And Quick, Local Anesthetic

Now My Body Is A Model, A Flawless Perfection
I Most Certainly Will Cause An Erection
Wherever I Go, But I Still Don't Know

The Reason Why I Can't Find A Mate
Guys I Meet Ejaculate
Then Leave Through The Door,
I Can't Take Anymore