I Take Her To Aquarium, She Says Shark
I Take Her To The Planitarium, She Says Its Dark
I Take Her To The Seaside
Where She Likes To Spin And Twirl
She Says Sure And Cool And Yeah
She's My Monosyllabic Girl

I Take Her To The University, Shesays Huh
I Take Her To Our Anniversary, She Says One
I Take Her To The Jewelry Store
I Say Diamond, She Says Pearl
Oh Everyone Know I'm In Love
With A Monosyllabic Girl