I Take Her To The Aquarium, She Says Shark

I Take Her To The Planetarium, She Says Dark

I Take Her To The Seaside

Where She Likes To Spin And Twirl

She Says Sure And Cool And Yeah

She's My Monosylabic Girl



I Take Her To The University, She Says Huh

I Take Her To Anniversary, She Says One

I Take Her To Jewelry Store

I Say Diamonds, She Says Pearl

Oh Everyone Knows I'm In Love And Yeah

With A Monosylabic GirlJust Once Again