He's Not Smart, A C Student

And That's After Buying His Way Into School

Beady Eyes, And He's Kinda Dyslexic

Can He Read? No One's Really Quite Sure

He Signs Stuff And He Executes People

Maybe That's Why, He Doesn't Have Any Friends

Cocaine And A Little Drunk Driving

Doesn't Matter, When You're The Commander In Chief.



Idiot Son Of An Asshole

He's The Idiot Son Of An Asshole

Idiot Son Of An Asshole

He's The Idiot Son Of An Asshole



[***not In The Video Version On The War On Errorism****



Put On Some Make-up, Turn On The 8-Track,

I'm Putting A Week Back On The Shelf,

Suddenly I'm The President, Of The United States,

But They I Woke Up, And Realized I'm Still Me. ]



He's Too Dumb, To Eat Pretzels, Apparently Smart Enough To Fix An Election.

Moved Boldly Into The White House,

Though Most People Voted Against Him.

He Likes Naps, He's Good At Naptime, A Couple Of Naps And Then A Nap And Then He's Ready For Bed,



He May Be From Bush Decent, He's Always Gonna, Gonna Be The Un-precedent



Idiot Son Of An Asshole

He's The Idiot Son Of An Asshole

Idiot Son Of An Asshole

He's The Idiot Son Of An Asshole

Idiot Son Of An Asshole

He's The Idiot Son Of An Asshole



He's Our President!