She'll Have Another Piece Of Pie

She'll Have A Double Reuben Rye

She Works Hard At Eating Well

That's Why I Love Her



She's Got A Couple Of Pony Kegs

Her Arms Are Bigger Than My Legs

And When She Holds Me I Can't Breathe

That's Why I Love Her



When I'm Her Butter She's My Bread

She's Like A Mobile Water Bed

And When I Get On Top Of Her

I Can't Touch The Mattress



And When Her Flesh Begins To Sag

She's Like A Human Sleeping Bag

I Feel So Cozy Safe And Warm

She's My Insulation



I Always Know Where She Sat

And When She's On Me I Get Flat

Some Broken Ribs A Punctured Lung

That's Why I Love Her



She's My Phillie I'm Her Stud

Her Bean Is Bigger Than My Pud

It's Like Feeding A Tic-Tac To A Whale

That's Why I Love Her