I Am Tall And I Am Thin

Of An Enviable Hight

And I've Been Known To Be Quite Handsome

In A Certain Angle And In Certain Light



Well I Entered Into O'Malley's

Said, "O'Malley I Have A Thirst"

O'Malley Merely Smiled At Me

Said "You Wouldn't Be The First"



I Knocked On The Bar And Pointed

To A Bottle On The Shelf

And As O'Malley Poured Me Out A Drink

I Sniffed And Crossed Myself



My Hand Decided That The Time Was Nigh

And For A Moment It Slipped From View

And When It Returned, It Fairly Burned

With Confidence Anew



Well The Thunder From My Steely Fist

Made All The Glasses Jangle

When I Shot Him, I Was So Handsome

It Was The Light, It Was The Angle



Huh! Hmmmmmm



"Neighbours!" I Cried, "Friends!" I Screamed

I Banged My Fist Upon The Bar

"I Bear No Grudge Against You!"

And My Dick Felt Long And Hard



"I Am The Man For Which No God Waits

But For Which The Whole World Yearns

I'm Marked By Darkness And By Blood

And One Thousand Powder-burns"



Well, You Know Those Fish With The Swollen Lips

That Clean The Ocean Floor

When I Looked At Poor O'Malley's Wife

That's Exactly What I Saw



I Jammed The Barrel Under Her Chin

And Her Face Looked Raw And Vicious

Her Head It Landed In The Sink

With All The Dirty Dishes



Her Little Daughter Siobhan

Pulled Beers From Dusk Till Down

And Amongst The Townfolk She Was A Bit Of A Joke

But She Pulled The Best Beer In Town



I Swooped Magnificent Upon Her

As She Sat Shivering In Her Grief

Like The Madonna Painted On The Church-house Wall

In Whale's Blood And Banana Leaf



Her Throat It Crumbled In My Fist

And I Spun Heroically Around

To See Caffrey Rising From His Seat

I Shot That Mother Fucker Down



Mmmmmmmmmm Yeah Yeah Yeah



"I Have No Free Will",