I Got The Honky Tonk Hiccups
Ready Steady Go
I Got The Honky Tonk Hiccups
Ready Steady Go
Honky Tonk Hiccups
Ready Steady Go
I Found The Cure On The Hardwood Floor

When I Got Home From Work
I Was Feeling Pretty Fine
'Til I Started Getting Hiccups 'round Suppertime
Held My Breath 'til I Hit The Floor
But The Hiccups Kept Coming
Even More More More

I Asked My Baby To Stand Up On A Chair
And When I Wasn't Looking
She Would Give Me A Scare
I Drank A Glass Of Water
And I Blew Into A Bag
But The Hiccups Kept A-comin
A Nag Nag Nag

I Got The Honky Tonk Hiccups
Ready Steady Go
I Got The Honky Tonk Hiccups
Ready Steady Go
Honky Tonk Hiccups
Ready Steady Go
I Found The Cure On The Hardwood Floor

Well I Was Feeling Low
But My Baby Made Me Go
Down To The Honky Tonk And Hillbilly Show
An Hour In The Line-up
And I Finally Made The Door
But The Hiccups Kept A-coming
Even More More More

First I Heard The Music
And Then I Felt A Beat
And That's When I Knew
That The Hiccups Would Retreat
I Headed For The Dance Floor
I Really Did My Best
I Did The Rump Jump
I Guess The Whiskey Did The Rest

I Got The Honky Tonk Hiccups
Ready Steady Go
I Got The Honky Tonk Hiccups
Ready Steady Go
Honky Tonk Hiccups
Ready Steady Go
I Found The Cure On The Hardwood Floor

Honky Tonk Hiccups
Ready Steady Go
I Got The Honky Tonk Hiccups
Ready Steady Go
Honky Tonk Hiccups
Ready Steady Go
I Found The Cure On The Hardwood Floor
I Found The Cure On The Hardwood Floor
The Only Cure Is The Hardwood Floor
(Hic!)