Here's A Story About Surfer Joe

He Caught The Big One, But He Let It Go

There's Somebody Satisfied With Winning.



Back On The Boardwalk There's Moe The Sleaze

Sells Good Things And Aims To Please

He's Almost Even But He Doesn't Mind A Handout.



Come On Down For A Pleasure Cruise

We're All Going On A Pleasure Cruise

Come On Down For A Pleasure Cruise

Plenty Of Women, Plenty Of Booze.



Give Your Ticket To Moe The Sleaze

He's The One That's Weak In The Knees

His Pants Are Baggy, But You Can See Them Shaking.



I'll Introduce You To Surfer Joe

He May Be There, I Really Don't Know

We Can Smoke Garfong And Watch Him Ride The Big One.



Come On Down For A Pleasure Cruise

We're All Going On A Pleasure Cruise

Come On Down For A Pleasure Cruise

Plenty Of Women, Plenty Of Booze.



Come On Down, Come On Down

Come On Down, Come On.



Here's A Story About Surfer Joe

He Caught The Big One, And He Let It Go

There's Somebody Satisfied With Winning.



Here's A Story About Surfer Joe

He Caught The Big One, And He Let It Go

He's Somebody Satisfied With Winning.

He's Somebody.