The Evening Fog Was Rolling In
It Was Getting Hard To See
The Old White Car Edged Down The Road
Headed For The Double E

She Was Bringin' Down Dinner For Grandpa
It Was Crawlin' With Vitamins
And Tender As A Mother's Love
When She Saw The TV Vans

The Side Door Was Open
There Were Three TVs
Grandpa's Face Was On Every One
He Was Talkin' To A Woman With A Microphone
She Was Sexy And Her Hair Was All Done

Sun Green Came Out And Met Grandma Then
"My, You're Such A Beautiful Girl
Mother Earth Needs More Like You
You Should Go Out Now And See The World

What's Grandpa Doin' On TV?
I Got His Dinner In The Car
All These Vans Have Blocked Our Road
But We Can Carry It, It's Not Too Far"