Back In The Old Folky Days

The Air Was Magic When We Played.

The Riverboat Was Rockin' In The Rain

Midnight Was The Time For The Raid.



Oh, Isabela, Proud Isabela,

They Tore You Down And Plowed You Under.

You're Only Real With Your Make-up On

How Could I See You And Stay Too Long?



All Along The Navajo Trail,

Burn-outs Stub Their Toes On Garbage Pails.

Waitresses Are Cryin' In The Rain

Will Their Boyfriends Pass This Way Again?



Oh, Mother Goose, She's On The Skids

Sure Ain't Happy, Neither Are The Kids.

She Needs Someone That She Can Scream At

And I'm Such A Heel For Makin' Her Feel So Bad.



I Guess I'll Call It Sickness Gone

It's Hard To Say The Meaning Of This Song.

An Ambulance Can Only Go So Fast

It's Easy To Get Buried In The Past

When You Try To Make A Good Thing Last.



I Saw Today In The Entertainment Section

There's Room At The Top For Private Detection.

To Mom And Dad This Just Doesn't Matter,

But It's Either That Or Pay Off The Kidnapper.



So All You Critics Sit Alone

You're No Better Than Me For What You've Shown.

With Your Stomach Pump And Your Hook And Ladder Dreams

We Could Get Together For Some Scenes.



I Never Knew A Man Could Tell So Many Lies

He Had A Different Story For Every Set Of Eyes.

How Can He Remember Who He's Talkin' To?

'Cause I Know It Ain't Me, And I Hope It Isn't You.



Well, I'm Up In T.O. Keepin' Jive Alive,

And Out On The Corner It's Half Past Five.

But The Subways Are Empty

And So Are The Cafes.



Except For The Farmer's Market

And I Still Can Hear Him Say:

You're All Just Pissin' In The Wind

You Don't Know It But You Are.



And There Ain't Nothin' Like A Friend

Who Can Tell You You're Just Pissin' In The Wind.



I Never Knew A Man Could Tell So Many Lies

He Had A Different Story For Every Set Of Eyes

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