Now My Life Is Easy

My Life Ain't Hard

I'm Gonna Spend All Day

In My Fuckin' Backyard

I Ain't Got No Money

Hell, I Don't Care

My Parents Let Me Use Their Credit Card



I've Got Nowhere To Go

Just Hang Out On The Street

My Folks Say I've Got No Ambition

At Least I Give A Shit

About The Stuff I Eat

Yeah! I Care About Nutrition



Tried To Get A Job

At The Retail Store

But I Could Not Stand The Competition

Now I Spend All My Time

Hangin' Out At The Shore

Givin' Myself A Skin Condition



I've Got Nowhere To Go

Just Movin' On My Feet

People Say I've Got No Ambition

At Least I Give A Shit

About The Stuff I Eat

Yeah! I Care About Nutrition



Sometimes I Get Upset

When I See On The TV

All Them People In This World

That Is Starvin'

But There's Nothin' In This World

That Could Possibly Bother Me

When I Smell The Turkey Dad Is Carvin'



Boy I'm Starving

Christ I'm Starving!



My Folks Said

I Gotta Get Myself A Job

'Cause They Ain't Gonna Support Me

Well, If All I Am To Them

Is Just Some Lazy Slob

Why Didn't They Abort Me?



I Guess I'll Just Hang Out

On Broad And South

Livin' By My Intuition

At Least I Give A Shit

What I Put Into My Mouth

Yeah! I Care About Nutrition



Nutrition

It's Good For Me

Nutrition

I've Got Vitamin C

I Care

I Care

I Care

I Give A Healthy Shit

And Mom And Dad Say If I Eat All Of My Food

I Can Go To The Hard Core Show And See F.O.D.