I'm Nuclear Infected
I Really Don't Mind
I Just Go Out When The Sun Goes Down
And Have A Real Good Time.

I Can Clear Out Any Ballgame
In A Minute And A Half
Just Show Up - Glow Up
And Have A Real Good Laugh

When I'm Happy I Glow Yellow
When I'm Sad I Glow Blue
And I Glow Red Hot When I'm In Bed With You

I'm Nuclear Infected
Really Ain't That Bad
In Fact It's About The Best Time
I Guess I Ever Had

I'm Nuclear Infected
Looking For A Mate
So Slip On Something Lead, Babe
And Go Out On A Date

When I'm Happy I Glow Yellow
When I'm Sad I Glow Blue, Yeah
And I Glow Red Hot When I'm In Bed With You

Nuclear Infected....... Don't Make Me Angry
Nuclear Infected....... Don't Make Shake
Nuclear Infected....... Don't Get Me To Sneeze
Nuclear Infected....... That's A Big Mistake

I Want To Live On Three Mile Island
Where Things Are Clean And Neat
'Cause We Don't Have No Health Freaks
Clutterin' Up Our Streets
I'm Nuclear Infected, I Need Something To Eat
A China Syndrome Salad With Plutonium And Cheese.

When I'm Happy I Glow Yellow
When I'm Sad I Glow Blue
And I Glow Red Hot When I'm In Bed With You