Did You See Him When I Was Away?

I Would Have Phoned But You'd Spoil The Trip.

Will He Be In The Pub Tonight?

I'll Hate Marriage And Take A Sip.



Will He Be Yours As Of Today?

Will I Never See You Know If You're Taken?

Are You Still The Wearing That Ring?

When She Told Me I Was A Little Shaken.



Like A Bird Without The Bed,

Her Sister Says That We'll Get Wed.

And I Should Tell You I Adore You

But I'm Sure It Would Just Bore You.