I Once Had A Girl,
Or Should I Say,
She Once Had Me
She Showed Me Her Room,
Is Not It Good,
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She Asked Me To Stay
And She Told Me To Sit Anywhere
So I Looked Around
And I Noticed There Wasn't A Chair

I Sat On A Rug,
Biding My Time,
Drinking Her Wine
We Talked Until Two And
Then She Said, "it's Time For Bed"

She Told Me She Worked In The Morning And Started To Laugh
I Told Her I Didn't And Crawled Off To Sleep In The Bath
And When I Awoke I Was Alone,
This Bird Had Flown
So I Lit A Fire,
Is Not It Good,
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