When Life Seems Full Of Clouds An' Rain
And I Am Filled With Naught But Pain,
Who Soothes My Thumpin' Bumpin' Brain ?
Nobody . . .

When Winter Comes With Snow An' Sleet,
And Me With Hunger And Cold Feet,
Who Says " Ah, Here's Two Bits, Go An' Eat!"
Nobody . . .

I Ain't Never Done Nothin' To Nobody,
I Ain't Never Got Nothin' From Nobody, No Time!
And 'till I Get Somethin' From Somebody, Sometime,
I Don't Intend To Do Nothin' For Nobody, No Time!

When I Try Hard An' Scheme An' Plan,
To Look As Good As Good As I Can,
Who Says " Ah, Look At That Handsome Man!"
Nobody . . .

When All Day Long Things Go Amiss,
And I Go Home To Find Some Bliss,
Who Hands To Me A Glowin' Kiss?
Nobody . . .

I Ain't Never Done Nothin' To Nobody,
I Ain't Never Got Nothin' From Nobody, No Time!
And Until I Get Somethin' From Somebody, Sometime,
I Don't Intend To Do Nothin' For Nobody, No Time!

Nobody, No Time!

Music By Bert Williams
With Lyrics By Alex Rogers, 1905