My Uncle Sammy
He's So Meek And Mild
He Took A Sausage From My Child.
And When My Child Bent Down To Cry.
Sammy Kicked Him In The Eye.
16 Troubles And Oh My Oh
It Really Starts When I Take Him Home

No Meat - No Man.
No Meat - No Man.

No Man's Gonna Give Me Shit.
Over A Smooth Hot Piece Of Meat.

No Meat - No Man.
No Meat - No Man.

16 Rabbits On My Back.
Uncle Sammy You Can Bet.

No Meat - No Man.
No Meat - No Man.

Now You Can Slither And Slide.
And Just Watch My Baby Be Surprised.
Sex On The Flag
I Just Can Keep Control.
8 Miles High, Can't Get Too Rough.

No Meat - No Man.
No Meat - No Man.

I Took My Girlfriend Out Tonight.
We Got Drunk And Had A Fight.

No Meat - No Man.
No Meat - No Man.

I Got 16 Rabbits, All Prissy And Dame.
I Bet Everything On Their Success, But I Can't Breed.

No Meat - No Man.
No Meat - No Man.

I Love It When You Strap Me To The Chair.
Oh Thats Nice, Just Treat Me Right.

No Meat - No Man
No Meat - No Man.

That's All