Saw Star Wars At Least Eight Times
Had The Pac-Man Pattern Memorized
And I've Seen The Stuff They Put Inside...
Stretch Armstrong (yeah)
I Was Roger Staubach In My Backyard
Had A Shoebox Full Of Baseball Cards
And A Couple Of Evil Knievel Scars
On My Right Arm.

I Was A Kid When Elvis Died
And My Momma Cried...

It Was Nineteen Seventy Somethin'
And The World That I Grew Up In
Farrah Fawcett Hairdo Days
Bell Bottoms And Eight Track Tapes
Lookin' Back Now I Can See Me
Oh Man, Did I Look Cheesy
But I Wouldn't Trade Those Days For Nothin'
Oh It Was Nineteen Seventy-somethin'.

It Was The Dawning Of A New Decade
We Got Our First Microwave
Dad Broke Down And
Finally Shaved Them Old Sideburns Off
I Took The Stickers Off Of My Rubik's Cube
Watched M-TV All Afternoon
My First Love Was Daisy Duke
And Them Cut-off Jeans.

Space Shuttle Fell Out Of The Sky
And The Whole World Cried...

It Was Nineteen Eighty-somethin'
And The World That I Grew Up In
Skatin' Rinks And Black Trans-Ams
Big Hair And Parachute Pants
And Lookin' Back Now I Can See Me
Oh Man, Did I Look Cheesy
I Wouldn't Trade Those Days For Nothin'
Oh It Was Nineteen Eighty-somethin'.

Now I've Got A Mortgage And An SUV
But All This Responsibility...
Makes Me Wish...
Sometimes...

That It Was Nineteen Eighty-something
And The World That I Grew Up In
Skatin' Rinks And Black Trans-Ams
Big Hair And Parachute Pants
And Lookin' Back Now I Can See Me
Oh Man, Did I Look Cheesy
I Wouldn't Trade Those Days For Nothin'
Oh It Was Nineteen Eighty-something...
Nineteen Seventy-something...
Oh, It Was Nineteen...somethin'.