I Can't Explain Glacial Motion
Or Why Los Angeles Don't Drop Into The Ocean
I Can't Unfold The Layers Of Mystery
Or Piece Together The Tragedy Of History, Cause
Those Lucky Suckers
They Don't Have To Work
Make 3D Billboards And Big
30-foot Smurfs.

Everybody Wants To Be Naked And Famous
Everybody Wants To Be Just Like Me
I'm Naked
And Famous

I Met A Poet, Said She Didn't Like The Smell Of It
Then Took Her Clothes Off In A Restaurant For The Hell Of It
I Met A DJ Who Lived In Seclusion
Reality And Sobriety Were Her Only Delusions, And
Those Lucky Bastards
They Didn't Have To Work
Make 3D Billboards And Big
30-foot Smurfs

Everybody Wants To Be Naked And Famous
Everybody Wants To Be Just Like Me
I'm Naked
And Famous

Don't Get A Nosebleed
Don't Get Upset
We Can't Be Naked And Famous Just Yet
There's A Big Old Dollar Sign
On The Sunset Strip
You Can Send Your Friend A Postcard
It Ain't Worth The Trip

Everybody Wants To Be Naked And Famous
Everybody Wants To Be Just Like Me
I'm Naked And Famous.