I Got A Short Attention Span,

Cause I Am An American

Must Be Something In The Air,

Fast Food, T.V., I Don't Care

Home Of The Big Cars,

Home Of The Soft Minds

Just The Thing, That I Despise

The Kids Can't Read,

And The Kids Can't Spell

I'm Telling You, Mom,

This Place Is Going To Hell

America Is The Drive-thru Nation

Everybody's Got Their Own Television Station

I Come From The Velvetta Generation

Keep It Simple,

Cause I Can't Deal With Complication

Wow - Growin' Up American

Yea - We're Growin' Up American

Wow - Growin' Up American

Yea - That's Grown' Up American