He Can't Stand A Loss

He's Always Cross

His Name Is Ross... My [boss]

I Love My Boss



I Love My Boss

He Isn't Full Of Fluff And Gloss

He Gives Me Work And Many Chores To Do

My Model, Like Ben Cartwright To Hoss



And Though He Pays Me Minimum Wage

It's All I Deserve At This Stage

Some Union Hack Said I Should Ask For More

I Answered With Suitable Rage



I Love My Boss

I Love My Boss

I Love My Boss

I Love My Boss



One Day I Came To Work Too Late

I'd Had A Früvous Luncheon Date

My Boss He Summoned Me To Speak With Him

I Sweated, Awaiting My Fate

He Said "you're Done!"

He Chased Me Two Blocks With A Gun

But My Dear Boss Let Me Apologize

In Hindsite, There Wasn't A Gun.



He's Going Out Now With My Sister

They Go Real Heavy On The Sauce

I'd Like To Tell Him Watch Out Mister

But He's The Boss

My Friends They Say That I Am Clinging

Ask Why I'm Carrying This Cross

Who Knows What Club-med Will Be Bringing

From Dear Old Boss



Examples



Bosses Through The Ages Prove

They're The Ones Who Make It Move

Bewitched Would Have An Empty Plate

If It Weren't For Larry Tate

Clark Kent Reached The Highest Height

With The Help Of Perry White

And If We May Be Retrograde

Speak The Name Reuben Kincaid



Now The Other Workers All Say "Wow!"

When I Roll Over And I Shake A Paw

My Boss Is My Brother-in-law



I Love My Boss

I Love My Boss

I Love My Boss

I Love My Boss