I Wonder What The Best Thing Is
To Have A Face Or To Have Charm?
Well, My Girl's Twofaced And She's A Fartalarm
I'm Not Blind And I Do Have Nose,
But I Don't Wanna Use It Now,
I Rather Try To Follow My Heart This Time
Good Looks, It Makes Me Nervous
I Need Someone Who's Not Perfect.

It's You, You're Overweight And Lovely,
Yes It's True, A Pig In Walking Shoes
You Drool Every Time We Kiss, I Must Say You Rule
I'm Falling In Love With You.

I Know That All Those Trendy Girls
Would Leave Me When I'm Broke
And Also Be Disgusted If I Smoke, No Joke.
I Don't Need A Model
Unless She Has A Major Body.

Just An Ounce Of Human Touch, I Realize It's A Killercrush,
I'm Dancing, I'm Overjoyed.
I Took A Chance On You Cause I Wanted Some Romance
To And Now I'm Happy As Can Be
Cause This Supersized Woman Means All To Me.