(Nate Albert/Dicky Barrett/Bosstones)



I've Heard All The Stories, The Failure And Glories

I Haven't Had Either

Boast And Toast I'm The Best And I'm A Mess

I Know I'm Not Neither

Thought I Was Down As Far As Any Man Could Go,

Thought My Highs Were Giant Size

I Know Now That's Not So

I Know You Heard, Know You Heard, Know You Heard,

Don't Believe A Word, Not A Word, One Word

It's Been Overblown, The Truth Should Be Known

'til Now I Couldn't See

Put My Cards On The Table While I'm Still Able,

I Guess I Really Don't Know How To Party

It's Blown Out Of Whack,

The Truth Is What's Lacking, 'til Now I Couldn't See

The Long And The Short I'd Like To Report,

I Guess I Really Don't Know How To Party

Really Don't By Any Shape Or Form

Whether Straight Up In The Sunshine

Or Passed Out In The Storm

Don't Know How But Now I Know I Don't

Will It Help Me Out? No, It Probably Won't

Ten Nine Ain't No Hero Number One At Bad Behavior

Five, Four, Three, Two, What? Not Zero

Don't Go Counting On A Savior

I Was Playing It Safe When I'd Fall On My Face

Entertainment Was What I Was After,

Harmless Fun, No Damage Done

I Was Out And About For The Laughter

Thought I Was Some-thing

Really Something No One Was Gonna Touch

Ace In The Place, Kingpin Of Sin I Didn't Know Too Much

Don't Believe Everything You've Heard,

Don't Believe A Solitary Word

It's Been Overblown, The Truth Should Be Known,

'til Now I Couldn't See

Put My Cards On The Table While I'm Still Able

I Guess I Really Don't Know How To Party

Really Don't By Any Shape And Form

Whether Straight Up In The Sunshine

Or Passed Out In A Storm,

Don't Know How But Now I Know I Don't

Will It Help Me Out, No It Probably Won't

I Don't Have A Notion And I Don't Have A Clue,

An Iota Or An Inkling Where To Start Or What T