(Nate Albert/Dennis Brockenborough)



Polk-a-dots Just Don't Go Pointy Shoes Hurt My Toes

Paisley Makes Me Nauseous When I'm Down With Plaid, Be Cautious

Fucked Up Stripes, Just Don't Feel Right When I'm Chillin With Joe Late At Night

Money, Cars, More Money, No! Won't Make Me Leave My Plaid At Home

'cause I'm Bad In Plaid

You Know I'm Bad In Plaid Well I'm

Time Spent In Hawaiian Shirts Some Mistakes Were Even Worse

Like Acid Washed, Or Skinny Ties Wrap Around Sunglasses On My Eyes

Now Plaid Is The Color Of My Soul So I Wear It, From Head To Toe

Breakin' Microphones For The Crowd I'm Bad In Plaid And I'm Plaid And I'm Proud

Bad In Plaid I'm So Bad In Plaid Well I'm-

The Plaid Means More Than The Color Of Our Clothes

It Means Everyone Is Welcome To The Mighty Mighty Shows

Feel Free To Represent On The Bosstones' Stage*

We Don't Care About Your Race, Color Or About Your Age

You Just Gotta Wanna Want It And Ya Gotta Wanna Move It

It's A Plaid Plaid World And We're Trying To Prove It Everywhere We Go

As Long As You're United With The Plaid Boys From Boston Then You're All Invited

Everywhere You Go Let's All Get United With The Plaid Boys From Boston

And You're All Invited!

Bad In Plaid, Bad In Plaid, Bad In ..... PLAID!