I'm Being Hopelessly Optimistic—you're An Honest Crook
The Poor Reputation Your Love Gets Should Make You Look
It Gets Pretty Ugly
I'm Clearly Misunderstood
I'm Second Best And That's Pretty Good

I Need Extra Time To See
If Those Plastic Glasses Are Half Full Or Half Empty
It's A Sure Bet My Life's An Organized Mess
But I'm Second Best And That's Pretty Good

I Have Drawn A
I've Drawn A
I've Drawn A Blank
All Those Years I Was Getting Old
I Can't Remember Though I Must Have Been Told
I Was Your Only One A Million Times
If You Told Me Once It Was A Lie

It's After Dark
Must Be Light Again
'Twas A Near Miss
Must Have Hit 'em
He Took Everything All That Glittered
He Said “now Then, We Mustn't Be Bitter”

It's A Little Big, But I Guess My Dream's Okay
I Can Make It If I Start Today
We're Alone Together In This Relation
Don't Feel Real, Must Be A Genuine Imitation

I Have Drawn A
I've Drawn A
I've Drawn A Blank
All Those Years I Was Getting Old
I Can't Remember Though I Must Have Been Told
I Was Your Only One A Million Times
If You Told Me Once It Was A Lie

Fuzzy Logic, You Say, But Who Really Cares
It's An Exact Estimation Everywhere
I Didn't Realize But It's No Good To Be Mad
I'm Second Best And That's Pretty Bad