The Man Laid His Hat On The Table

Hung His Coat Up On The Wall

Sat Down To Dinner Said As Soon As I Am Able

I'll Say Something Nice To You All



Then He Took A Deck From His Pocket

Spread 'em So I Saw 'em All

Then He Turned His Back To Me Shuffled 'em And Drew Me

The Card That Said I Never Would Fall



Oh Mary Lou Won't You Tell Me What To Do

I Got A Dollar On The Corner And A Laser In My Shoe

If I Don't Get An Answer Gonna Split Myself In Two



He Spun 'till A Ton Was Glistening

Turned To Me And Gave Me A Smile

He Said I'm Leaving Now But I Want What You Owe Me

I'll Be Back In A Little While



That Was The Last Time I Saw Him

Hope I Never See Him Again

I Know It Sounds Funny But I Owe Him Some Money

And I Really Don't Want Him For A Friend



Oh Mary Lou Won't You Tell Me What To Do

I Got A Dollar On The Corner And A Laser In My Shoe

If I Don't Get An Answer Gonna Split Myself In Two